1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:13,848 - This is Charles Blackman, 4 00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:17,184 flashing to you "News On The March." 5 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:19,395 Hidden cameras recorded this sensational scene 6 00:00:19,395 --> 00:00:21,147 of bootleggers in action. 7 00:00:21,147 --> 00:00:25,818 The mystery bigshot racketeer is in for a big surprise. 8 00:00:25,818 --> 00:00:27,862 Watch these mobsters closely, folks, 9 00:00:27,862 --> 00:00:30,698 because in a second the mighty hand of justice 10 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:33,534 is going to deal them a blow they'll never forget. 11 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:45,004 Yes, it's him, Captain Invincible, the Man of Magnet. 12 00:00:45,004 --> 00:00:47,214 The game's up for these bozos. 13 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:50,426 The Captain, knowing our cameras would be there, 14 00:00:50,426 --> 00:00:53,262 gave us these exclusive shots of himself in action. 15 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:55,306 Thanks, Cap. 16 00:00:55,306 --> 00:00:58,976 With you around, we know gangsters are living in fear. 17 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:01,270 No one is immune from prosecution 18 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:05,107 when the Legend in Leotards decides to strike. 19 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:16,535 It's history, it's "News On The March." 20 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:19,663 Captain Invincible, the hero of our day. 21 00:01:21,457 --> 00:01:24,502 - The Air Force released this sensational film 22 00:01:24,502 --> 00:01:27,213 of Captain Invincible in flight, 23 00:01:27,213 --> 00:01:29,423 on the way to an aerial encounter 24 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:32,218 that Hitler and Germany will never forget. 25 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,429 While Grand Fuhrer Hitler 26 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,099 and an industrialist crony watch a rally, 27 00:01:38,099 --> 00:01:41,143 his planes are on blitzkrieg war path. 28 00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:48,359 These Luftwaffe Nazis are killers in the sky. 29 00:01:48,359 --> 00:01:51,946 The following scenes, some of the most amazing footage 30 00:01:51,946 --> 00:01:53,906 filmed in the war so far, 31 00:01:53,906 --> 00:01:56,450 have been censored for security reasons. 32 00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:59,620 But one thing is for sure: 33 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,997 the krauts will never forget the day 34 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:05,251 the Man of Magnet read them the funnies. 35 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:08,420 Give 'em hell, Cap. 36 00:02:11,257 --> 00:02:14,385 - Mein Gott! What is that? 37 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:22,935 - This Stuka is in for his last dive. 38 00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:26,939 These demons of destruction can terrify no more. 39 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:30,943 And it's one more wall prize for the Captain. 40 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,298 From the Atlantic to the Pacific, 41 00:02:52,298 --> 00:02:55,843 no Axis plane is safe from Invincible. 42 00:02:57,011 --> 00:02:59,138 See you later, Captain. 43 00:02:59,138 --> 00:03:01,557 We're glad you're on our side. 44 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:05,186 It's auf Wiedersehen for Fritz! 45 00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:11,775 "News On The March" cameras recorded Captain Invincible's 46 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:14,528 recent visit to Camp Eisenhower. 47 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:17,948 These pint-sized heroes are about 48 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:20,743 to learn a few old tricks from their idol. 49 00:03:20,743 --> 00:03:21,744 - Let's see you do it. 50 00:03:21,744 --> 00:03:23,537 Rub as fast as you can. 51 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:27,208 Watch this, now. 52 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:29,210 I'll show you some speed. 53 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:30,377 Get it in the hole. 54 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:45,976 Who's got the marshmallows, huh? 55 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:46,810 So long, folks. 56 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,562 - The Captain had some words 57 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:51,482 of wisdom for kids everywhere. 58 00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:53,108 - What are you gonna be when you grow up, son? 59 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:55,903 - I wanna be just like you, Captain. 60 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:58,030 - Well, that just might not be possible. 61 00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,490 - Oh, well, I'll just have 62 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:00,991 to be President of the United States. 63 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,534 - A very fine ambition, lad. 64 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:03,744 When you do get to be President, 65 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:06,205 you can feel free to call on me anytime you like. 66 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:11,418 Yessir, folks, as long as we keep 67 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,254 on taking care of this country, 68 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:15,464 this country will keep on taking care of us. 69 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,093 - Hallelujah. 70 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:20,761 - You can wave, now. 71 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,888 - Keep up the good work, Cap. 72 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:26,475 - The country was stunned 73 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,769 last week when Captain Invincible 74 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:32,398 had to face accusations of disloyalty. 75 00:04:32,398 --> 00:04:34,316 The Captain showed his anger 76 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:36,819 but millions asked themselves, 77 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:39,947 what was this hearing really about? 78 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,533 - All we want is a simple answer. 79 00:04:42,533 --> 00:04:45,202 What were you, a presumably patriotic American, 80 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:48,122 doing inside communist Russia on the date in question? 81 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:53,627 - I'll be happy to tell you, Senator. 82 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:56,088 I was wiping out the 3rd Panzer Division 83 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:58,882 and two Waffen-SS units single-handedly. 84 00:04:58,882 --> 00:04:59,967 That's what I was doing. 85 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,176 - Very impressive. 86 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:02,678 Just what motivated you to go 87 00:05:02,678 --> 00:05:04,888 and fight Stalin's battles for him? 88 00:05:05,014 --> 00:05:05,848 - What? What? 89 00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:09,518 - Senator, I object to your implication that my client was-- 90 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:11,562 - Captain Invincible, you admit 91 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:13,397 that you're a premature anti-fascist. 92 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,483 I think you're more than that. 93 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,402 I notice you wear a red cape. 94 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:20,321 What made you pick that particular color? 95 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:22,239 - It might surprise you to know, Senator, 96 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:24,366 that red, white, and blue are the colors of the flag 97 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:25,951 of the United States of America, 98 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:28,412 a country that you and I should both be proud to live in. 99 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:30,289 - Don't hide behind the flag, Captain. 100 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:31,832 Answer the question. 101 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,000 And while you're at it, 102 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,919 why don't you tell us where you got that title Captain? 103 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:38,839 According to my records, you never served a single day 104 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,924 in the armed forces of this great nation. 105 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:43,552 In just whose service are you captain, Captain? 106 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:48,265 - Mr. Chairman, in view of the testimony of the effect 107 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:50,934 that you receive no money whatsoever, 108 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:53,270 I'd like to request that the committee now take action 109 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,855 and ask the Justice Department 110 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,774 to return an indictment for perjury. 111 00:05:56,774 --> 00:05:59,026 This will serve a double purpose. 112 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:02,738 It'll also notify all future witnesses 113 00:06:02,738 --> 00:06:04,114 that they must tell the truth, 114 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:05,115 and that we are serious. 115 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,992 We've had too much experience with, 116 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:10,120 met witnesses with very, very faulty memory. 117 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,248 - But the Captain walks out in disgust. 118 00:06:17,378 --> 00:06:19,338 - What's your reaction to the charges? 119 00:06:20,923 --> 00:06:22,466 - These charges are part 120 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,969 of a government conspiracy against my client. 121 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:27,388 - Conspiracy? - That's, that's what I said. 122 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:30,766 For example, impersonating a military officer; 123 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:33,060 flying without a pilot's license; 124 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,478 wearing underwear in public. 125 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:38,982 This whole thing is a, a tissue of lies 126 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:42,778 designed to intimidate and demoralize my client. 127 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:44,822 - Have they? 128 00:06:44,822 --> 00:06:45,697 - I'm sorry, what was that? 129 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,157 - Is he demoralized? 130 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:49,576 Is that why he wasn't at this morning's hearing? 131 00:06:51,829 --> 00:06:53,205 - No further questions. 132 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:58,794 - America was astonished last week 133 00:06:58,794 --> 00:07:00,838 when Captain Invincible, under 134 00:07:00,838 --> 00:07:04,466 a cloud of allegations and charges, vanished. 135 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:06,093 Where is the Captain? 136 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:09,847 The familiar figure of the Legend in Leotards 137 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:12,933 flying over Manhattan is no more, 138 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:16,437 and this little kid isn't too happy about it. 139 00:07:19,565 --> 00:07:21,108 - Hello, America. 140 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:24,319 This is Michael Lang reporting from Australia, 141 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:27,156 where the wayward American Skylab Space Station 142 00:07:27,156 --> 00:07:29,741 has come to a fiery end. 143 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:33,120 With me now is one of the locals. 144 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,789 Sir, did you see Skylab when it fell? 145 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:36,623 - Yes, I did. 146 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:38,333 - You did. 147 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:39,168 Would you mind just-- - I was flying 148 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:42,337 through the air, and this en-enormous object 149 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:45,466 come hur-hur-hurling at me at great speed. 150 00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:47,342 - Thank you very much. - I attempted to catch it. 151 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:48,177 - Catch it, yes, good work, sir. 152 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:50,846 - But it was going with such great speed. 153 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:51,680 - Yes, sir, thank you. 154 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,806 - That it threw me violently- 155 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:53,724 - Thank. - To the earth. 156 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:54,558 - Thank you very much. - And I was standing- 157 00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:55,392 - And that's all- - Beneath. 158 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:56,810 - From Australia. 159 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,270 - Nearly in rubble. - This is Michael Lang. 160 00:07:58,270 --> 00:07:59,313 - The size- - Signing off. 161 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:28,754 - This is Midnight. 162 00:10:28,754 --> 00:10:31,590 Come in, all New York City operatives. 163 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:37,512 I require a status report on Operation Urban Decay. 164 00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:39,014 Graffiti? 165 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:41,058 - Up 80%, sir. 166 00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,726 - High decibel noise? 167 00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:45,270 - Up 92%, Mr. Midnight. 168 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,064 - Rampant inflation? 169 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:48,398 - Still climbing. 170 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,317 - Senseless crime? 171 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,902 - Running wild, sir. 172 00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:53,612 - Excellent, excellent! 173 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,243 Attention, all operatives. 174 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,536 Attention. 175 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:04,956 All our preliminary goals have been reached. 176 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:09,002 All targeted neighborhoods have been prepared. 177 00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:12,381 We shall therefore proceed 178 00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:17,302 with the final phase of Operation Ivory. 179 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,475 This is Number One signing off. 180 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:25,185 Have a nice day. 181 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,406 Julius. 182 00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:38,240 Julius! 183 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,785 Stop thundering about. 184 00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:50,919 - Now let's go through this one last time. 185 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,046 At 1000 hours, 186 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:57,134 that's a little more than two hours from now, 187 00:11:57,134 --> 00:12:00,345 the president arrives with the top defense chiefs, 188 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:03,974 and, over my objections, the Australian prime minister, 189 00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,768 for a limited inspection tour. 190 00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:10,480 Washington wants to cut our secret development budget. 191 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:14,526 So we will demonstrate the hypno-ray. 192 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:17,487 I don't like this, but it's that or our jobs. 193 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,656 We have to impress the top brass. 194 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,367 You all have your schedules, 195 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:25,537 so nothing can possibly go wrong. 196 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,221 - Follow me, Mr. Prime Minister. 197 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,681 - Are you sure, are you sure you want me to come? 198 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,683 - Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, come on, come on. 199 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,059 - As, as prime minister of Australia, 200 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,145 I should get back to the caravan. 201 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:52,939 - The generals are already in there, goddammit, 202 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,107 so let's go. 203 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,818 I wanna know what the hell's been happening here! 204 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:57,652 - I concur. 205 00:12:57,652 --> 00:13:00,197 I wanna know what the, what the hell's been happening here. 206 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,158 - Well, certainly not your routine robbery, 207 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:04,451 but I still don't see 208 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,245 why it poses a threat to national security. 209 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:10,707 - It was used to, uh, to, uh, steal the, uh. 210 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,292 - Not the hypno-ray. 211 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,419 - I'm afraid so, Mr. President. 212 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:17,547 - How effective is the hypno-ray? 213 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:20,342 - The hypno-ray, as its name implies, 214 00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,302 is a device which reverses 215 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,347 the normal relationship of brain to eye. 216 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,057 By affecting the eye of the victim, 217 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:30,435 his or her brain can be compelled to want 218 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:33,814 or even desire any physical object. 219 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:39,736 - Could they pull it to pieces and, and study it? 220 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:43,114 I mean, uh, could they build another hypno-ray? 221 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:44,157 - They could. 222 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,951 - I concur. 223 00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:48,161 - I'll, I'll, uh, concur, uh, too, 224 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:48,995 if you want me to. - Well, that means 225 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,121 that we could have- - Uh, I concur, I- 226 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:53,124 - A dozen hypno-rays, 50 hypno-rays. 227 00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:53,959 Oh, good Lord, 228 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,127 whoever has that device could strike anywhere. 229 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,337 - Nuke them. 230 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,463 - Nuke who, dummy? 231 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,257 We don't know who has the goddamn thing. 232 00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,592 - Cruise missile seek and pinpoint. 233 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:03,927 - Pinpoint what? 234 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:04,845 Pinpoint who? 235 00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:07,848 - This is obviously a Soviet mission. 236 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,100 They have acquired the hypno-ray 237 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:15,105 to turn all our agents around and use them against us. 238 00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:16,356 - Exactly. 239 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,190 - I concur. 240 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,233 - So do I, dammit. 241 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:19,901 - I'll, I'll concur if you- 242 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,528 - We're wasting time here. 243 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,446 Whatever they stole the damn thing for, 244 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:24,823 we've got to get it back. 245 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,867 - Let's nuke the ruskie sons of bitches. 246 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:27,701 - Yeah. 247 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,452 - Blast 'em all to hell and gone. 248 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:30,704 - Submarine missile attack- - Yes. 249 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:31,538 - Mr. President. 250 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:36,042 - B-52 saturation penetration. 251 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,085 - Yes, yes, I concur! 252 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:56,980 - Is that all I'm ever gonna get from you guys? 253 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:57,814 Bullshit? 254 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,276 Oh, ask a silly question. 255 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:06,615 What the world needs right now is a hero. 256 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,815 - Excuse me, officer. 257 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:04,649 - Yes, Connie. 258 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,067 - Oh, he's back again. 259 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:08,445 - Same as last week, huh? 260 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,196 - Yeah, and the week before that. 261 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,450 - Thank you. 262 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,784 - That he's a bloody nuisance. 263 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,077 - Why? - He's been sitting 264 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,996 in that doorway, carries on, 265 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,372 and says the most dreadful things. 266 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,671 - Okay, let's go, colonel. 267 00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,423 You're blocking the traffic. 268 00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,925 - I am not a colonel, I'm a captain. 269 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,385 - Sorry, I forgot. 270 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,303 Which service? 271 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:34,304 - Don't ask me that! 272 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:37,515 I refuse to answer on the grounds of the. 273 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,439 Into the green! 274 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,153 Into the red. 275 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,410 - Son, this is not the way. 276 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,203 If you need-- 277 00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,954 - Listen, forget the sermon, sambo, 278 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,039 just give us your wallet. 279 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:01,873 - Police officer! 280 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:02,707 Drop it! 281 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,259 Get out of the way! 282 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,617 - A car flew through the air, did it? 283 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,161 - Appeared to fly through the air, sergeant. 284 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:52,757 - Top priority international all-points bulletin. 285 00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:58,596 "Captain Invincible, otherwise know as the Caped Contender, 286 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:01,432 Man of Magnet, Legend in Leotards. 287 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,935 If located, contact President, 288 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:08,648 care of U.S. Government. Buy U.S. Saving Bond." 289 00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:11,484 - Sergeant. 290 00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:13,695 - Yes. 291 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:16,281 - Nothing. 292 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:25,665 Camber, please. 293 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,375 U.S. Embassy. 294 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,271 - These orders are crazy. 295 00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:49,564 We're putting the fate of the free world 296 00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:52,317 in the hands of washed-up drunk and a green rookie. 297 00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,735 - You got it wrong, Mr. Kirby. 298 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:56,112 The green rookie is for the time being at least 299 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,740 a proud possessor of the title "detective." 300 00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:02,076 And she deserves it. After all, she found your man. 301 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:04,370 - In the case of American personnel, dammit, 302 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:07,123 the head of the FBI at least 303 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:07,999 should be marching in there 304 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,709 to give the son of a bitch his orders. 305 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,295 - After all he's been through, no one should give him orders. 306 00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,255 No one can give him orders, 307 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,424 but a friend can ask for his help. 308 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,259 - That's you, right? 309 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,136 You're his friend. 310 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,763 - I intend to be, yes. 311 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,902 - I told you welfare broads a hundred times, 312 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,820 I don't need any saving. 313 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,030 - No, no, I'm a policewoman. 314 00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:41,074 Remember from this morning? 315 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,617 - This morning was a long time ago. 316 00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:43,910 What do you want? 317 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,412 - You, Captain Invincible, just you. 318 00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:48,581 - You got the wrong party. 319 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,751 - Also known as The Caped Contender, Legend in Leotards, 320 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,420 and, last but not least, Man of Magnet. 321 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,172 - I don't what you're talking about. 322 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,298 - Oh, really? Is that a fact? 323 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,137 - Okay, what do you want? 324 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:03,972 - Well, it's like this. 325 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,765 The American government needs you to come and help. 326 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,642 - Oh, let me tell you. 327 00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:10,228 "The world is in great danger, every moment counts. 328 00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:12,188 Only you, Captain Invincible, can prevent 329 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,482 this terrible catastrophe," right? 330 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:15,525 - Right, how did you know? 331 00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:17,026 - Because that's what they always used to say 332 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,486 to get the old horse out of the barn, 333 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,488 and it used to work but not anymore. 334 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:21,906 So you can tell whoever sent you here 335 00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:24,867 that I gave up the hero business a long time ago. 336 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,202 - Well, you saved my life this morning. 337 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,288 That looked pretty heroic to me. 338 00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:29,455 - Everybody makes mistakes. 339 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,000 - There are a lot of people who need you now. 340 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,626 - What about 'em? 341 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,878 I didn't see anybody putting themselves on the line 342 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:38,548 when I had the short end of the stick. 343 00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:40,842 Towards the end there 344 00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:43,511 I couldn't even tell the good guys from the bad guys. 345 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,435 Well, it's their hand cart, tell them to push it. 346 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:01,524 - Your country needs you, Captain. 347 00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:03,943 The world needs you, now more than ever. 348 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:06,446 - Not me, kid. 349 00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:07,280 Not me. 350 00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:22,170 - Captain. 351 00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:24,922 Captain Invincible. 352 00:24:26,841 --> 00:24:30,428 Stop choking me. 353 00:24:30,428 --> 00:24:33,556 I am your President. 354 00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:38,060 - Oh, my God... Oh, my God, Mr. President, I'm sorry. 355 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:39,312 - Oh, that's okay. 356 00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:40,313 I'm okay. 357 00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:41,355 It's quite all right. 358 00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:44,150 I guess I haven't got any right 359 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:47,361 to ask you for anything, Captain Invincible. 360 00:24:47,361 --> 00:24:51,282 But I will ask you to keep an old promise. 361 00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:03,836 You remember? 362 00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:07,006 - Yes, I do, sir. 363 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:07,924 Yes, I do. 364 00:25:07,924 --> 00:25:09,217 A very worthy ambition. 365 00:25:09,217 --> 00:25:10,510 And when you are you can feel free 366 00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:12,345 to call on me at any time. 367 00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:13,888 - There's something else. 368 00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:18,643 All those years ago when you signed that portrait, 369 00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:23,189 you touched me on the shoulder. 370 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:29,278 And every since there's been a mark there. 371 00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:33,574 Sometimes it, it smarts a little. 372 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:35,701 Here, see. 373 00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:37,578 Let me show it to you, 374 00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:42,250 just so you know I'm, I'm not kidding, all right? 375 00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:45,294 Now wait until I'll get these buttons. 376 00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:46,712 There. 377 00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:48,339 And maybe you could give me a hand 378 00:25:48,339 --> 00:25:51,342 to get that hook off the back, right? 379 00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:56,973 That's it. 380 00:25:56,973 --> 00:26:00,268 - Oh, the mystic mark. 381 00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:01,102 - Yeah. 382 00:26:01,102 --> 00:26:03,020 - The sacred bond that can never be broken. 383 00:26:05,982 --> 00:26:08,609 - We need you badly, Captain Invincible. 384 00:26:09,986 --> 00:26:13,114 We need you now real badly. 385 00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:33,509 - Ah, stop! 386 00:26:33,509 --> 00:26:36,095 I gotta get down! 387 00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:39,807 Give me the bag! 388 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,862 - Are you all right? 389 00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:56,657 - I'm dying and you're shopping. 390 00:27:05,082 --> 00:27:06,334 - Don't you recognize it? 391 00:27:07,877 --> 00:27:09,462 Have you any idea what a dry cleaner 392 00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:11,130 charges for years of storage? 393 00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:13,633 - Wonder if it still fits. 394 00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:16,761 What's that? - Yours. 395 00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:19,805 I spent the morning at some of your favorite pawn shops. 396 00:27:22,266 --> 00:27:23,351 - My old wrist radio. 397 00:27:25,061 --> 00:27:26,437 Good old American engineering. 398 00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:28,356 You can't beat the double vacuum tube. 399 00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:32,026 Look there. 400 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:39,950 Uh, she's not on. 401 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:40,951 - Sure it does. 402 00:27:40,951 --> 00:27:42,411 I bought you some new batteries. 403 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:43,829 Uh, you don't understand. 404 00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:44,997 She's not on. 405 00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:48,959 - What does this unlock? 406 00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:52,630 - Too many memories. 407 00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:57,176 - Okay, let's try it without the harness. 408 00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:00,137 - All right, and I gotta have a couple- 409 00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:02,098 - Captain, it's only a few feet off the ground. 410 00:28:02,098 --> 00:28:03,057 - Okay, all right, okay. 411 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:11,899 Give me the Dramamine. 412 00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:24,745 What do I say? 413 00:28:25,788 --> 00:28:26,789 - "Magnet on." 414 00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:28,666 "Magnet on!" 415 00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:30,126 - Twice, I say it twice? 416 00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:33,671 - Uh, excuse me, sir, that's not right. 417 00:28:33,671 --> 00:28:35,339 He's says, uh, "magnet on" when he wants 418 00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:37,299 to use his magnetic ability. 419 00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:38,926 To fly he says, "Begin program." 420 00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,219 - As I understand that-- 421 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,053 - No, he doesn't. 422 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:42,972 He says, "Begin program," when he wants 423 00:28:42,972 --> 00:28:45,182 to use his amazing computer brain. 424 00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:47,435 - Right, we've got it straight at last. 425 00:28:47,435 --> 00:28:48,269 "Magnet on." 426 00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:49,145 Are you listening, Captain? 427 00:28:49,145 --> 00:28:50,104 - Yeah. 428 00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:50,938 - Good. 429 00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:53,149 "Magnet on" is for the magnetic ability. 430 00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:56,235 "Begin program" is for... 431 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:58,195 - The, the, the amazing computer brain. 432 00:28:58,195 --> 00:28:59,947 - Right, you've got it. 433 00:28:59,947 --> 00:29:01,365 And to fly you yell out...? 434 00:29:03,117 --> 00:29:03,951 "Into the blue!" 435 00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:04,785 - Blue, blue. 436 00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:06,370 "Into the blue," stupid! 437 00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:07,621 - Good. 438 00:29:07,621 --> 00:29:08,706 Let's give it a go. 439 00:29:08,706 --> 00:29:10,040 - Okay. 440 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:10,958 Here we go. 441 00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:14,420 Into the blue! 442 00:29:18,883 --> 00:29:20,968 - This is not gonna work. 443 00:29:23,471 --> 00:29:24,764 - Up! 444 00:29:38,068 --> 00:29:39,987 Into the blue! 445 00:30:09,016 --> 00:30:10,226 - Mayday. 446 00:30:10,226 --> 00:30:11,685 Mayday! 447 00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:14,396 - Tupper. 448 00:30:18,234 --> 00:30:20,277 I think we oughta just call it a day. 449 00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:27,785 - Number 19 calling Number One. 450 00:30:27,785 --> 00:30:29,912 19 calling Number One. 451 00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:33,332 - Number One standing by. 452 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:35,376 - 19 calling Number One. 453 00:30:35,376 --> 00:30:39,755 - I repeat, Number 19, Number One standing by. 454 00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:41,966 Having you anything new to report? 455 00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:43,926 - Uh, yes, there have been unusual supplies 456 00:30:43,926 --> 00:30:45,928 delivered to the opera house this morning. 457 00:30:45,928 --> 00:30:48,639 - What do you mean unusual supplies? 458 00:30:48,639 --> 00:30:50,099 - A truck load of gym equipment, 459 00:30:50,099 --> 00:30:52,434 portable sauna, two wrestling mats, 460 00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:53,727 and a case of Dramamine. 461 00:30:53,727 --> 00:30:55,521 Since then every top cop in Sydney, 462 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:56,981 both commonwealth and local, 463 00:30:56,981 --> 00:30:59,149 and U.S. military men have been in there. 464 00:30:59,149 --> 00:31:01,235 And that lady cop I was telling you about? 465 00:31:01,235 --> 00:31:02,319 She's with that slob 466 00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:04,488 that's been getting all the VIP treatment. 467 00:31:04,488 --> 00:31:05,364 - Would you be good enough 468 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:08,158 to elaborate on the slob, Number 19? 469 00:31:08,158 --> 00:31:09,577 - He looks familiar. 470 00:31:09,577 --> 00:31:12,329 He's probably one of those old has-been prize fighters. 471 00:31:14,248 --> 00:31:15,749 - And old fighter. 472 00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:21,088 I wonder. 473 00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:26,802 - So I'm supposed to call you a police person 474 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:28,012 instead of a policewoman? 475 00:31:28,012 --> 00:31:28,888 - Yeah, that's right, it's neutral. 476 00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:29,972 - You mean neutered. 477 00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:33,225 Then the word becomes horsepersonship? 478 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:34,184 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 479 00:31:34,184 --> 00:31:35,853 - That sort of joke's pretty tired these days. 480 00:31:35,853 --> 00:31:36,687 - Yeah? 481 00:31:38,022 --> 00:31:38,856 - I hope you're feeling hungry 482 00:31:38,856 --> 00:31:40,900 because I'm paying for dinner. 483 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:43,235 - Okay, how about steak at Jack Dempsey's? 484 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:44,069 - Where? 485 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:46,906 - Or Lindy's or... 486 00:31:46,906 --> 00:31:48,115 Listen, this is a stupid question 487 00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:48,949 but where the hell are we? 488 00:31:48,949 --> 00:31:50,326 Uh, uh, is this Wall Street? 489 00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:51,619 Where is this? 490 00:31:51,619 --> 00:31:53,829 - Sydney. 491 00:31:53,829 --> 00:31:54,955 Sydney, Australia. 492 00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:00,586 - Australia? 493 00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:02,046 That's where I've been all these years? 494 00:32:02,129 --> 00:32:04,965 No wonder the rats look so big, they were kangaroos. 495 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:07,426 Ah. 496 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:11,221 - Keep track of them, Number 19, 497 00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:14,183 and alert all operatives in the area. 498 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:18,312 All good things must come to an end. 499 00:32:19,355 --> 00:32:21,065 Tea time for Jeremy. 500 00:32:32,785 --> 00:32:34,745 - Oh, what a great place. 501 00:32:35,913 --> 00:32:37,289 Makes me feel right at home. 502 00:32:38,916 --> 00:32:40,417 Where'd you get all this stuff? 503 00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:41,835 - Oh, you know, flea markets, 504 00:32:41,835 --> 00:32:44,046 garage sales, junk shops. 505 00:32:44,046 --> 00:32:45,965 - No wonder I feel at home. 506 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:48,676 - How do you want your steak? 507 00:32:48,676 --> 00:32:50,427 - Uh, rare. 508 00:32:50,427 --> 00:32:51,345 - What do you want with it? 509 00:32:51,345 --> 00:32:52,429 Bean curd, sprouts? 510 00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:54,556 - What's that? 511 00:32:54,556 --> 00:32:55,766 - It's too difficult to explain. 512 00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:56,809 How about french fries? 513 00:32:56,809 --> 00:32:57,643 - Perfect. 514 00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:04,108 What is this? 515 00:33:04,108 --> 00:33:05,693 Is this some kind of phonograph? 516 00:33:05,693 --> 00:33:07,361 - Stereo. 517 00:33:07,361 --> 00:33:08,195 - Huh. 518 00:33:19,415 --> 00:33:20,249 She's not on. 519 00:33:21,125 --> 00:33:22,084 - What? 520 00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:22,918 - Never mind. 521 00:33:31,593 --> 00:33:33,387 - Place is all yours. 522 00:33:33,387 --> 00:33:34,638 Almost all yours. 523 00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:35,472 - I was just looking. 524 00:33:35,472 --> 00:33:36,557 Just looking. 525 00:34:57,387 --> 00:34:59,389 I won't let you down, Mr. President. 526 00:35:37,052 --> 00:35:39,304 Listen, I've got to apologize for acting so feisty. 527 00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:40,848 I just haven't felt this good in years. 528 00:35:40,848 --> 00:35:43,976 I feel alive and alert and vital and-- 529 00:35:43,976 --> 00:35:46,395 - Sober. - Sober, that's the word. 530 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,606 To the good guys, wherever they may be. 531 00:35:49,606 --> 00:35:50,816 - The good guys. 532 00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:00,200 - You paid $1.49 for seltzer? 533 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,618 - That's not seltzer. 534 00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:02,536 - It isn't? 535 00:36:02,536 --> 00:36:06,456 Boy, they saw you coming. 536 00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:10,919 Patty, you know I, I can't remember the last time I had a. 537 00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:20,470 I'm sorry, that's, that's my magnetic ability. 538 00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:21,680 It's, it's out of whack. 539 00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:25,225 - Think nothing of it, it's just my entire kitchen. 540 00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:26,685 How did you get like this? 541 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:28,020 - Drinking. 542 00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:30,272 - No, no, before you were Captain Invincible. 543 00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:33,692 - Oh. 544 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:34,568 Long story. 545 00:37:13,190 --> 00:37:15,859 - How do you feel? 546 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,404 - Out of this world. 547 00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:37,256 - Ah, Mr. Surling, congratulations, it's a boy. 548 00:37:38,090 --> 00:37:40,509 A big boy. 549 00:37:40,509 --> 00:37:43,887 Come on, come in. 550 00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:44,680 Come on. 551 00:37:52,729 --> 00:37:53,563 - Where's the baby, Doc? 552 00:37:53,563 --> 00:37:54,606 - Into the blue. 553 00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:07,828 - And the less said about the end the better. 554 00:38:08,996 --> 00:38:11,081 - So you stumble a little. That's allowed. 555 00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:13,583 - Well, I was kind of pushed. 556 00:38:20,299 --> 00:38:21,591 - What's wrong? 557 00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:24,303 - Oh, I, I just don't know if I can trust myself anymore. 558 00:38:24,303 --> 00:38:25,554 It's been so long. 559 00:38:26,430 --> 00:38:28,557 Well, you saw what happened this afternoon. 560 00:38:31,268 --> 00:38:32,894 - You'll learn to control your powers again. 561 00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:34,146 It's like riding a bike, comes back. 562 00:38:34,146 --> 00:38:36,315 - I never had to ride a bike. 563 00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:44,531 - You're ready to throw in the towel, aren't you? 564 00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:46,742 I haven't got a towel. 565 00:38:46,742 --> 00:38:47,826 - Well, you can't give up. 566 00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:49,036 - Why? 567 00:38:49,036 --> 00:38:50,078 - For the one person who never 568 00:38:50,078 --> 00:38:52,039 got a fair deal from Captain Invincible. 569 00:38:52,039 --> 00:38:53,248 - Who? - You. 570 00:38:58,879 --> 00:39:02,090 To begin with, he's going to use his amazing computer brain 571 00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:05,761 to find our missing suspects, since all others have failed. 572 00:39:05,761 --> 00:39:06,636 Are you ready, Captain? 573 00:39:06,636 --> 00:39:07,596 - Yes, I am, Ms. Patria. 574 00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:08,430 Thank you very much. 575 00:39:08,430 --> 00:39:10,015 Do you have all the materials that we've talked about? 576 00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:12,351 - Right here, Captain. - Very good. 577 00:39:12,351 --> 00:39:13,810 - Sydney street directory, 578 00:39:14,728 --> 00:39:16,730 registrations of all door-to-door salesmen 579 00:39:16,730 --> 00:39:18,815 in the metropolitan area. 580 00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:21,485 The appliance supplement to Myer's department stores. 581 00:39:22,778 --> 00:39:24,363 A videotape of the crime scene, 582 00:39:24,363 --> 00:39:26,156 both in normal and infrared. 583 00:39:27,199 --> 00:39:29,284 A direct link to prisons throughout the world. 584 00:39:29,284 --> 00:39:30,494 Their operators are standing by 585 00:39:30,494 --> 00:39:32,996 with lists of recently released felons. 586 00:39:32,996 --> 00:39:34,539 Are you ready, Captain? - Yes. 587 00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:48,011 Ah, the glasses. 588 00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:49,346 Where are the goddamn glasses? 589 00:39:49,346 --> 00:39:51,098 - Right here. 590 00:39:55,852 --> 00:39:56,853 - Start the books. 591 00:40:12,369 --> 00:40:13,870 Wait, wait, I missed that one. 592 00:40:33,807 --> 00:40:34,641 Cut! 593 00:40:34,641 --> 00:40:36,643 Stop all programs! 594 00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:46,778 Data analyzed, suspect identified. 595 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:50,282 98.9% certain. Suspect name, Harold Culligan, 596 00:40:50,282 --> 00:40:51,366 aka Little Hank. 597 00:40:51,366 --> 00:40:53,535 First arrest, 1961, Sydney, 598 00:40:53,535 --> 00:40:55,537 stole vicuna coat and refrigerator-freezer 599 00:40:55,537 --> 00:40:57,080 from Albert Tucker residence. 600 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,832 Learned small appliance trade in jail. 601 00:40:58,832 --> 00:41:00,750 Current address and place of business, 602 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:04,045 Vacuum Sale and Repair Shop, 319 Broadway. 603 00:41:04,045 --> 00:41:07,757 Broadway, Broadway, a north-south street 604 00:41:07,757 --> 00:41:09,509 traversing most of Manhattan Island, 605 00:41:09,509 --> 00:41:11,428 a central part of which is clustered with theaters 606 00:41:11,428 --> 00:41:12,304 which have made the streets 607 00:41:12,304 --> 00:41:13,847 synonymous with American entertainment. 608 00:41:17,017 --> 00:41:20,353 Broadway first became the apex of this industry circa 1850, 609 00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:21,396 when its central location 610 00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:24,065 drove a fashionable impresarios and audiences. 611 00:41:24,065 --> 00:41:27,652 From there, Broadway soared to a height of activity in 1920's. 612 00:41:28,487 --> 00:41:30,822 Since then the number but not the quality of the theaters 613 00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:32,949 has gone into steady decline. 614 00:41:32,949 --> 00:41:34,367 Decline, decline. 615 00:41:36,036 --> 00:41:38,580 "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire" 616 00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:40,207 by Edward Gibbon, chapter two. 617 00:41:40,207 --> 00:41:42,375 It was scarcely possible that the eyes of contemporaries 618 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:43,543 should discover in the public felicity 619 00:41:43,543 --> 00:41:44,878 the latent causes of decay and corruption. 620 00:42:00,769 --> 00:42:02,187 The latent causes of decay and corruption. 621 00:42:11,530 --> 00:42:12,614 We got it. 622 00:42:12,614 --> 00:42:13,448 It's okay now. 623 00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:15,408 We're all right. 624 00:42:45,105 --> 00:42:46,356 - That guy. 625 00:42:46,356 --> 00:42:47,190 That outfit. 626 00:42:48,275 --> 00:42:49,192 It can't be. 627 00:42:49,192 --> 00:42:50,819 - But it is. 628 00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:54,864 After all these years, it is. 629 00:42:57,284 --> 00:42:58,702 I knew that Captain Invincible 630 00:42:58,702 --> 00:43:02,080 was beaten, broken, a drunken clown, 631 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,958 and content with the pleasure that that knowledge gave me 632 00:43:04,958 --> 00:43:07,377 I foolishly stayed my hand. 633 00:43:07,377 --> 00:43:09,462 - All I know is that they're getting too close for comfort. 634 00:43:09,462 --> 00:43:10,338 - Calm yourself. 635 00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:14,092 The only thing that they're getting close to is the grave. 636 00:43:56,551 --> 00:43:57,969 - What the heck? 637 00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,138 We're locked in, Patty! 638 00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:02,349 Go see if there's a backdoor! 639 00:44:02,349 --> 00:44:03,767 - Oh, Captain! 640 00:44:03,767 --> 00:44:04,934 - What? - Cap! 641 00:44:05,769 --> 00:44:07,103 - I'll try the window. 642 00:44:17,781 --> 00:44:18,615 Hang on! 643 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:36,841 Hang on! 644 00:44:46,851 --> 00:44:47,686 - Hey! 645 00:44:47,686 --> 00:44:48,520 - Ah. 646 00:44:50,563 --> 00:44:52,399 This really sucks. 647 00:44:52,399 --> 00:44:53,233 Patty. 648 00:44:57,862 --> 00:44:59,739 - I can't breathe! 649 00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:01,616 - I know, they're sucking up all the air in here. 650 00:45:01,616 --> 00:45:03,493 - Well, use your magnetic power. 651 00:45:03,493 --> 00:45:04,869 - I can't, I don't know if I can use that 652 00:45:04,869 --> 00:45:06,955 any better than my amazing computer brain. 653 00:45:06,955 --> 00:45:09,249 - If you don't hurry up we won't have any choice. 654 00:45:09,249 --> 00:45:11,084 - Yeah, all right. 655 00:45:11,084 --> 00:45:11,918 Magnet on! 656 00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:15,463 Magnet on. 657 00:45:18,174 --> 00:45:19,008 - Don't fly. 658 00:45:19,008 --> 00:45:20,969 Use your magnetic power. 659 00:45:24,806 --> 00:45:26,057 Come down. 660 00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:27,642 - Shit, shit, shit! 661 00:45:28,601 --> 00:45:30,061 - Come down. 662 00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:31,479 - Please. 663 00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:33,857 - What are you doing? 664 00:45:33,857 --> 00:45:35,191 - The electrical system. 665 00:45:35,191 --> 00:45:37,235 I'm reversing the polarity so that the vacuums 666 00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:39,028 blow the air back out of the room. 667 00:45:41,531 --> 00:45:43,032 That's a fine thing to do now. 668 00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:47,036 Patty! 669 00:45:49,456 --> 00:45:50,582 Patty! 670 00:46:03,386 --> 00:46:04,220 Whoo-hoo, ah! 671 00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:47,263 No wonder nature abhors a vacuum. 672 00:46:48,181 --> 00:46:51,142 I'll say one thing for you, Patty, you got moxie. 673 00:46:51,142 --> 00:46:52,018 - What's moxie? 674 00:46:52,018 --> 00:46:53,186 - Never mind. 675 00:46:53,186 --> 00:46:54,813 Come on. - Where to? 676 00:46:54,813 --> 00:46:56,481 - Headquarters. - What for? 677 00:46:56,648 --> 00:46:58,399 - To find the traitor. 678 00:47:09,202 --> 00:47:12,455 - 35 years I've been in New York. 679 00:47:12,455 --> 00:47:14,874 35 years but enough's enough. 680 00:47:16,876 --> 00:47:19,087 - Tony, relax. 681 00:47:19,254 --> 00:47:20,797 Your ulcer. 682 00:47:20,797 --> 00:47:21,631 - Relax? 683 00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:24,717 How can I relax? 684 00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:27,387 - All our residents have the same complaint: 685 00:47:27,387 --> 00:47:31,224 the city, she's turning into a nightmare. 686 00:47:31,432 --> 00:47:34,519 But here at Sicily Acres-- look, 687 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:36,396 she's heaven on a stick. 688 00:47:36,396 --> 00:47:39,357 - It's beautiful, but the price is got to be- 689 00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:41,651 - Uh, don't worry about the price. 690 00:47:41,651 --> 00:47:45,738 For you, for you, we are paesanos, 691 00:47:45,738 --> 00:47:47,198 I will take of you. 692 00:47:59,878 --> 00:48:03,256 Now, why don't you take another look at our homes. 693 00:48:03,506 --> 00:48:06,009 - I got to live here. 694 00:48:06,009 --> 00:48:09,053 - A down payment, no problem. 695 00:48:09,888 --> 00:48:12,557 You are going to live here. 696 00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:15,643 - We are going to live here. 697 00:48:19,981 --> 00:48:23,443 - And we're going to go home and pack. 698 00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:26,154 - Reports from the housing developments 699 00:48:26,154 --> 00:48:27,488 are excellent, chief. 700 00:48:27,488 --> 00:48:30,283 All the sales figures have topped our expectations. 701 00:48:30,283 --> 00:48:33,745 Everything's going great! Except for... 702 00:48:33,745 --> 00:48:35,371 - Except for Captain Invincible. 703 00:48:36,205 --> 00:48:37,040 Exactly. 704 00:48:37,999 --> 00:48:42,128 I must say that his survival was rather surprising. 705 00:48:42,128 --> 00:48:43,963 Seems that his abilities have returned 706 00:48:43,963 --> 00:48:45,465 rather sooner than I expected. 707 00:48:46,799 --> 00:48:49,469 However, I can assure you that he will not escape 708 00:48:49,469 --> 00:48:51,512 the new trap that I have laid for him. 709 00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:56,017 I shall destroy Captain Invincible for the second time. 710 00:48:57,685 --> 00:48:59,979 - I don't understand why you're so certain. 711 00:49:01,064 --> 00:49:01,981 Oh, my God. 712 00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:06,861 - This is madness. 713 00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:07,695 Madness! 714 00:49:12,784 --> 00:49:14,160 We were meant to walk into this, Patty, 715 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:15,870 which can only mean one thing: 716 00:49:15,870 --> 00:49:17,664 there's a traitor in your department. 717 00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:21,250 What is it? 718 00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:23,753 - Jane Fonda reading "Walden Pond." 719 00:49:23,878 --> 00:49:24,837 - God almighty. 720 00:49:24,837 --> 00:49:26,798 - They didn't stand a chance. 721 00:49:26,798 --> 00:49:27,632 And how could this of happened? 722 00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:28,466 Where are the security guards? 723 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:29,300 How come? 724 00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:31,844 - Federal authorities have cordoned off areas. 725 00:49:31,844 --> 00:49:32,887 Wanted for questioning. 726 00:49:32,887 --> 00:49:35,682 Repeat, be on the lookout for Captain Invincible 727 00:49:35,682 --> 00:49:38,893 and female companion wanted for questioning. 728 00:49:38,893 --> 00:49:40,603 Wanted for questioning. - We've been set up, Patty. 729 00:49:40,603 --> 00:49:41,771 We've been framed! 730 00:49:41,771 --> 00:49:44,148 - Captain, I don't know how to explain all this yet, 731 00:49:44,148 --> 00:49:47,735 but I think you're being a little paranoid. 732 00:49:48,778 --> 00:49:50,113 - Paranoid, eh? 733 00:49:50,113 --> 00:49:51,447 - Hold it right there. 734 00:49:51,447 --> 00:49:52,865 - Come on, Patty! 735 00:49:57,036 --> 00:50:00,331 Faster than a speeding jet! 736 00:50:00,331 --> 00:50:02,291 They've found no way to stop him yet! 737 00:50:03,418 --> 00:50:04,669 - There's only one thing, Captain. 738 00:50:04,669 --> 00:50:05,503 - What? 739 00:50:05,503 --> 00:50:07,755 - We're going straight into the water. 740 00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:09,549 - Into the blue! 741 00:50:09,549 --> 00:50:11,884 Into the blue, for Christ's sake! 742 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,721 - May I make a suggestion? 743 00:50:15,763 --> 00:50:18,933 - Number One. Uh, calling Number One. 744 00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:22,145 - I trust for your sake that you have a favorable report. 745 00:50:22,145 --> 00:50:23,146 - It's fantastic. 746 00:50:23,146 --> 00:50:24,939 Because of the hypno-ray 747 00:50:24,939 --> 00:50:29,944 the occupancy rate of Sicily Heights is 98%. 748 00:50:30,194 --> 00:50:31,696 - Most impressive. 749 00:50:38,619 --> 00:50:39,787 - Thanks to the hypno-ray 750 00:50:39,787 --> 00:50:44,792 we have achieved a 99% occupancy rate in Polish Palms. 751 00:50:45,334 --> 00:50:47,795 - Excellent! 752 00:50:49,047 --> 00:50:50,590 - Thanks to the hypno-ray 753 00:50:50,590 --> 00:50:55,595 we have achieved 100% occupancy rate in Afro Acres. 754 00:50:56,054 --> 00:50:57,263 - Excellent. 755 00:51:01,225 --> 00:51:02,060 - Do you know what you've done? 756 00:51:02,060 --> 00:51:02,935 Have you any idea? 757 00:51:02,935 --> 00:51:05,271 You've thrown my whole career out the window along with me. 758 00:51:05,271 --> 00:51:07,273 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 759 00:51:07,523 --> 00:51:08,983 They would have believed my story. 760 00:51:08,983 --> 00:51:10,818 I'm not a washed-up drunk who pleaded the fifth 761 00:51:10,818 --> 00:51:13,321 in front of a-- I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. 762 00:51:14,697 --> 00:51:18,117 It's just that my career was just beginning. 763 00:51:18,117 --> 00:51:19,702 Had a policewoman of the month badge 764 00:51:19,702 --> 00:51:21,162 and three special commendations 765 00:51:21,162 --> 00:51:22,872 in the commissioner's own handwriting. 766 00:51:22,872 --> 00:51:24,916 - Well, I'm sure you deserved the commendations, kid, 767 00:51:24,916 --> 00:51:26,125 but I don't know if you would have deserved 768 00:51:26,125 --> 00:51:27,585 the ventilation hose you would have had 769 00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:28,503 all throughout your body 770 00:51:28,503 --> 00:51:29,754 if I didn't drag you out of there. 771 00:51:29,754 --> 00:51:31,255 - How can you be so sure? 772 00:51:31,255 --> 00:51:32,924 - Because I know who's behind this now. 773 00:51:32,924 --> 00:51:33,633 - Who? 774 00:51:33,633 --> 00:51:35,009 - Mr. Midnight. 775 00:51:35,009 --> 00:51:37,595 He's the only one who's smart enough to have engineered... 776 00:51:45,561 --> 00:51:47,730 He's the only person who could have engineered this thing. 777 00:51:47,730 --> 00:51:50,108 Stolen the hypno-ray, getting the whole world against me, 778 00:51:50,108 --> 00:51:51,234 it all makes sense now. 779 00:51:52,318 --> 00:51:54,070 - Mr. Midnight. - Yeah. 780 00:51:54,070 --> 00:51:54,904 My arch-enemy. 781 00:51:54,904 --> 00:51:57,698 Hell, everybody's arch-enemy, as far back as I can remember. 782 00:55:32,038 --> 00:55:34,957 - If he's that bad, what are going to do about it, Captain? 783 00:57:25,901 --> 00:57:29,572 - Mr. President, I think I speak for all of us, 784 00:57:29,655 --> 00:57:32,324 that is, all of us here, 785 00:57:32,324 --> 00:57:35,453 when I say that we are not satisfactored 786 00:57:35,453 --> 00:57:38,706 as to the conduction of the Seek Program 787 00:57:38,831 --> 00:57:41,750 by the individual choiced by yourself, sir. 788 00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:43,127 - What? 789 00:57:43,127 --> 00:57:44,587 - We don't like Invincible. 790 00:57:44,587 --> 00:57:45,838 He's a juice head. 791 00:57:45,921 --> 00:57:47,339 A complete burnout. 792 00:57:49,383 --> 00:57:54,388 - Gentlemen, I have absolute faith in Captain Invincible. 793 00:57:55,181 --> 00:57:59,226 Your criticisms are premature and unwarranted. 794 00:58:00,060 --> 00:58:00,978 That is all. 795 00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:03,856 - Close down the sample home by noon tomorrow 796 00:58:03,856 --> 00:58:06,317 and have all the other villages do the same. 797 00:58:06,317 --> 00:58:09,945 You will then converge at the underground yacht basin 798 00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:11,906 and await the signal. 799 00:58:12,865 --> 00:58:14,742 Open wider, you silly boy. 800 00:58:15,743 --> 00:58:16,952 There. 801 00:58:17,077 --> 00:58:19,830 - The statue is 302 feet tall 802 00:58:19,914 --> 00:58:22,082 and a gift from the people of France. 803 00:58:22,124 --> 00:58:23,751 On its base are the famous words 804 00:58:23,751 --> 00:58:26,879 by the American Jewish poet Emma Lazarus. 805 00:58:26,962 --> 00:58:29,590 "Give me your tired, your poor, 806 00:58:29,590 --> 00:58:31,967 your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." 807 00:58:31,967 --> 00:58:33,552 - Can we go up in the head? 808 00:58:33,594 --> 00:58:34,929 - Uh, no. 809 00:58:34,929 --> 00:58:36,764 You see, that observation platform 810 00:58:36,764 --> 00:58:39,350 was closed over 30 years ago by the government. 811 00:58:39,808 --> 00:58:42,853 Now we're coming up to Ellis Island soon where... 812 00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:50,402 - I can't wait much longer, Mr. President. 813 00:58:50,611 --> 00:58:53,489 - There is danger ahead. 814 00:58:53,489 --> 00:58:55,658 - What? - We cannot escape danger 815 00:58:56,534 --> 00:58:58,410 or the fear of it 816 00:58:58,410 --> 00:59:02,456 by crawling into bed and pulling the covers over our heads. 817 00:59:03,582 --> 00:59:05,543 - I won't let you down, Mr. President. 818 00:59:05,626 --> 00:59:07,795 I can't wait any longer, Mr. President. 819 00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:08,879 - Wake up, Vince. 820 00:59:12,424 --> 00:59:13,259 - Uh. 821 00:59:15,719 --> 00:59:17,179 Sorry about the mess, Patty. 822 00:59:18,305 --> 00:59:20,266 Truman used to send a girl in on Tuesdays, 823 00:59:20,266 --> 00:59:22,851 but you know how things are. 824 00:59:23,102 --> 00:59:24,144 - It's not that bad. 825 00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:30,776 - Sorry, did you say something? 826 00:59:30,859 --> 00:59:31,694 - No. 827 00:59:33,904 --> 00:59:35,364 - Okay. 828 00:59:42,663 --> 00:59:43,998 - What are you doing? 829 00:59:44,081 --> 00:59:45,374 - I'm gonna find Midnight. 830 00:59:46,333 --> 00:59:48,335 Got a battery of long range sensing devices 831 00:59:48,335 --> 00:59:50,504 hooked up to terminals all over the country. 832 00:59:51,046 --> 00:59:52,089 Ike gave them to me. 833 00:59:52,339 --> 00:59:54,592 And when I plug myself in, I can literally feel 834 00:59:54,592 --> 00:59:57,845 what's going on from the mountains to the prairies. 835 01:00:07,396 --> 01:00:09,648 No, she's still not on. 836 01:00:12,401 --> 01:00:14,403 - The American Eagle Network. 837 01:00:14,612 --> 01:00:15,821 Captain, I hate to tell you this 838 01:00:15,821 --> 01:00:17,364 but that's not around anymore. 839 01:00:17,489 --> 01:00:18,699 - Don't say it, Patty. 840 01:00:18,699 --> 01:00:20,451 I don't want you to bury any more dreams of mine 841 01:00:20,451 --> 01:00:22,036 so just don't say it! 842 01:00:22,036 --> 01:00:23,287 - I'm sorry, but I have to tell you 843 01:00:23,287 --> 01:00:25,247 the truth about things that have changed. 844 01:00:25,247 --> 01:00:27,499 - Things haven't changed, Patty, people have changed. 845 01:00:27,499 --> 01:00:29,543 People and the whole damn country. 846 01:00:29,627 --> 01:00:30,628 It's lost something. 847 01:00:30,628 --> 01:00:31,629 It's lost something vital, 848 01:00:31,629 --> 01:00:35,591 like, like, like, like honesty and pride, integrity, 849 01:00:35,591 --> 01:00:37,593 and a sense of the future. 850 01:00:37,593 --> 01:00:39,053 I tell you, when that happens to a country, 851 01:00:39,053 --> 01:00:40,721 country goes right into the gutter. 852 01:00:40,721 --> 01:00:42,306 - Well, you came back from there. 853 01:00:42,306 --> 01:00:43,265 Well, you did. 854 01:00:45,059 --> 01:00:46,518 - I'll tell you when this thing is over 855 01:00:46,518 --> 01:00:48,729 I'm gonna sit in that chair and just wait. 856 01:00:48,729 --> 01:00:49,563 - Wait for what? 857 01:00:49,563 --> 01:00:51,273 That radio to start working again? 858 01:00:51,357 --> 01:00:52,191 - Why not? 859 01:00:55,027 --> 01:00:56,278 See that? 860 01:00:56,278 --> 01:00:57,863 That's Albert Einstein. 861 01:00:57,863 --> 01:01:00,074 He was a close personal friend of mine, Patty. 862 01:01:00,074 --> 01:01:01,659 And he said to me once, he said. 863 01:01:11,210 --> 01:01:13,879 Which means that the universe, Patty, 864 01:01:13,879 --> 01:01:17,383 and time it, it goes on, goes on forever 865 01:01:17,383 --> 01:01:18,967 all the way through to eternity, 866 01:01:18,967 --> 01:01:22,221 and, and folds in on itself in a kind of vortex, 867 01:01:22,221 --> 01:01:23,847 and then comes all the way back. 868 01:01:23,847 --> 01:01:26,266 Well, fine, I'm just gonna sit here and wait. 869 01:01:32,606 --> 01:01:34,441 Just gonna sit up here in Ms. Liberty 870 01:01:35,484 --> 01:01:37,986 and wait for 1950 to come around again. 871 01:01:38,362 --> 01:01:41,448 And with it Jack Dempsey, the Polo Grounds, 872 01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:44,576 the NBC Blue Network, Harry God Bless Him Truman, 873 01:01:44,576 --> 01:01:45,869 and maybe when hell freezes over 874 01:01:45,869 --> 01:01:48,080 some good old fashioned pride in this country. 875 01:01:49,248 --> 01:01:51,542 Okay, state of the union check. 876 01:01:51,542 --> 01:01:54,294 I'm gonna start west and work my way east. 877 01:02:16,316 --> 01:02:17,151 - You all right? - Yeah. 878 01:02:17,151 --> 01:02:18,736 - Did you find out where Midnight is? 879 01:02:18,736 --> 01:02:19,570 - I think so. 880 01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:35,669 - Janice, I said no calls. 881 01:02:36,962 --> 01:02:37,796 Who? 882 01:02:39,965 --> 01:02:42,634 Well, my God, yes. 883 01:02:42,634 --> 01:02:44,094 Why didn't you tell me? 884 01:02:44,094 --> 01:02:46,221 Put him on. 885 01:02:46,597 --> 01:02:47,598 - Good morning, sir. 886 01:02:47,890 --> 01:02:50,184 - Oh, Captain Invincible. 887 01:02:51,518 --> 01:02:53,979 Well, it's great to hear your voice. 888 01:02:53,979 --> 01:02:55,189 - Thank you very much. 889 01:02:55,189 --> 01:02:57,399 Sir, I have information about the hypno-ray. 890 01:02:57,399 --> 01:02:58,400 - You do? 891 01:02:58,400 --> 01:02:59,234 - Midnight's got it, 892 01:02:59,234 --> 01:03:00,527 and I think I know where to find him. 893 01:03:00,527 --> 01:03:01,904 - You do? 894 01:03:01,904 --> 01:03:02,738 - Yeah. 895 01:03:02,738 --> 01:03:05,616 - Captain, now you're sure about this Mr. Midnight? 896 01:03:05,616 --> 01:03:07,075 - Mr. Midnight, yes. 897 01:03:09,328 --> 01:03:10,162 Right. 898 01:03:11,246 --> 01:03:12,080 Good. 899 01:03:14,041 --> 01:03:15,000 Terrific. 900 01:03:16,210 --> 01:03:17,127 Thank you, sir. 901 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:21,298 He doesn't believe me. 902 01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:23,801 I'm gonna get sold down the river just like last time. 903 01:03:23,926 --> 01:03:25,719 - He can't, he's your friend. 904 01:03:25,719 --> 01:03:26,929 - Maybe and maybe not. 905 01:03:26,929 --> 01:03:30,557 - I'm going to give him 24 hours. 906 01:03:30,849 --> 01:03:32,893 - Come on, Patty, we've got work to do. 907 01:03:35,187 --> 01:03:37,689 - A veritable feast of Thanksgiving 908 01:03:37,689 --> 01:03:42,069 on this the eve of a glorious new order. 909 01:03:42,236 --> 01:03:44,154 When the pure genetic Americans discover 910 01:03:44,154 --> 01:03:46,824 what I have done to clean up that rotting cesspool 911 01:03:46,824 --> 01:03:48,367 that they call New York, 912 01:03:48,367 --> 01:03:50,410 their gratitude to me will be boundless. 913 01:03:50,410 --> 01:03:51,245 They will carry me 914 01:03:51,245 --> 01:03:53,372 into the White House upon their shoulders. 915 01:03:53,789 --> 01:03:57,251 And our plan will spread throughout the entire land. 916 01:03:57,376 --> 01:04:02,381 Gentlemen, I give you a toast to Operation Ivory. 917 01:04:04,716 --> 01:04:12,349 In 24 hours, New York will be 100% pure. 918 01:04:19,481 --> 01:04:21,859 Alas, poor Schultz. 919 01:04:21,859 --> 01:04:23,235 I knew him well, Julius. 920 01:04:43,338 --> 01:04:44,423 - Recognize that sign? 921 01:04:47,968 --> 01:04:50,888 They had one exactly like it outside the vacuum repair shop. 922 01:04:51,555 --> 01:04:52,973 - Coincidence? 923 01:04:53,140 --> 01:04:56,059 - Where Midnight is concerned, there is no coincidence. 924 01:05:06,069 --> 01:05:06,904 Hello. 925 01:05:11,366 --> 01:05:14,119 - That's right, Mrs. Newsbloom, Israeli Acres. 926 01:05:14,119 --> 01:05:16,496 But don't take my word for it, check it out for yourself. 927 01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:18,665 But hurry, I hear they're almost all sold. 928 01:05:18,665 --> 01:05:19,541 - Yes, I will. 929 01:05:19,541 --> 01:05:21,543 Thank you, thank you. - Mention my name! 930 01:05:21,543 --> 01:05:23,003 Can I help you? 931 01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:26,715 - Yeah, I'd like a pastrami and a corned beef, please. 932 01:05:26,715 --> 01:05:27,966 - Right. - Both on rye. 933 01:05:27,966 --> 01:05:31,511 And uh, oh, anything else, honey? 934 01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:34,181 - A pint of Cole slaw and a half a pound of Nova. 935 01:05:36,558 --> 01:05:39,227 - And some matjes herring, and a little halva, 936 01:05:39,227 --> 01:05:42,147 and some information about Mr. Midnight. 937 01:05:42,397 --> 01:05:43,440 - Mister who? 938 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:45,192 - You heard me. - Captain. 939 01:05:45,359 --> 01:05:47,527 - Listen to me, buddy, I've been in this shop 20 years, 940 01:05:47,527 --> 01:05:49,571 I ain't never heard of Mr. Midnight, 941 01:05:49,571 --> 01:05:51,949 or, or moonlight, or whatever. 942 01:05:51,949 --> 01:05:53,033 - Yes? 943 01:05:53,033 --> 01:05:56,036 Then why are you putting mayonnaise on a corned beef sandwich? 944 01:05:58,121 --> 01:05:59,539 - Be with you in a minute. 945 01:06:00,415 --> 01:06:01,249 - Duck! 946 01:06:16,431 --> 01:06:18,308 You don't know Midnight, eh? 947 01:06:34,157 --> 01:06:35,409 There's no need for the gun, Patty, 948 01:06:35,409 --> 01:06:36,493 my powers are coming back. 949 01:06:36,493 --> 01:06:38,286 I can feel 'em surging through my body. 950 01:06:38,286 --> 01:06:41,456 I'll repel their bullets with my magnetic ability. 951 01:06:41,456 --> 01:06:42,666 Magnet on! 952 01:06:45,919 --> 01:06:48,588 Repel, attract, I'll get it right in a minute. 953 01:06:53,552 --> 01:06:54,761 Magnet on! 954 01:08:07,876 --> 01:08:10,170 - Oh, good God, this one's been sliced to death. 955 01:08:10,170 --> 01:08:12,130 - Not a very pleasant way to go, Patty. 956 01:08:14,341 --> 01:08:16,176 - He's not old. 957 01:08:16,176 --> 01:08:17,010 - Huh. 958 01:08:20,555 --> 01:08:21,890 And he's not Jewish either. 959 01:09:23,577 --> 01:09:25,078 - Attention, all operatives. 960 01:09:25,078 --> 01:09:25,912 Attention. 961 01:09:26,830 --> 01:09:30,083 Captain Invincible will be within our grasp at any moment. 962 01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:32,502 I want him totally destroyed. 963 01:09:34,254 --> 01:09:35,505 To your battle stations. 964 01:09:43,180 --> 01:09:46,850 - Your cockamamie story checks out, Patracia. 965 01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:49,477 But we can't get that shaft open. 966 01:09:49,603 --> 01:09:50,729 If it is a shaft. 967 01:09:50,729 --> 01:09:52,314 - Uh, you gotta do something. 968 01:09:52,314 --> 01:09:57,319 - Well, we're only human, unlike your friend. 969 01:09:58,445 --> 01:10:00,739 Come on, you've got an appointment at headquarters. 970 01:10:00,947 --> 01:10:02,490 - I thought I was cleared. 971 01:10:02,490 --> 01:10:03,533 - Oh, you are. 972 01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:05,577 But if you wanna keep your badge, 973 01:10:05,577 --> 01:10:08,288 you better file a report that keeps my department 974 01:10:08,288 --> 01:10:10,332 out of this entire fiasco. 975 01:10:10,332 --> 01:10:12,167 - And what about Captain Invincible? 976 01:10:12,167 --> 01:10:13,293 - He's on his own. 977 01:10:17,214 --> 01:10:19,466 - Maybe he's not on his own. 978 01:11:26,491 --> 01:11:27,826 - Into the blue! 979 01:11:38,169 --> 01:11:39,087 Shit, shit! 980 01:11:58,064 --> 01:12:00,275 - No, no! 981 01:12:03,862 --> 01:12:04,988 - Oh, Gustav. 982 01:12:07,073 --> 01:12:10,035 - Ah, just, just a moment, Gustav, please. 983 01:12:10,035 --> 01:12:11,161 Now, would you mind repeating that 984 01:12:11,161 --> 01:12:12,746 but a little more slowly. 985 01:12:15,957 --> 01:12:20,920 I see, so our gallant captain has finally arrived. And then? 986 01:12:24,841 --> 01:12:26,801 Into the deli, down the chute, 987 01:12:26,801 --> 01:12:28,595 and into the garbage. Very appropriate. 988 01:12:28,595 --> 01:12:29,346 Go on. 989 01:12:38,271 --> 01:12:40,690 Unfortunate, but not entirely unexpected. 990 01:12:40,774 --> 01:12:41,608 Thank you, Gustav. 991 01:12:41,608 --> 01:12:42,442 You may go. 992 01:12:44,361 --> 01:12:45,820 Oh, of course. 993 01:13:04,631 --> 01:13:06,466 - You didn't think I'd make, did you? 994 01:13:06,549 --> 01:13:08,176 - Frankly, I didn't think that you'd make it 995 01:13:08,176 --> 01:13:10,095 into this century, my dear fellow. 996 01:13:10,929 --> 01:13:13,473 You're a walking anachronism, Captain. 997 01:13:13,765 --> 01:13:17,060 A paltry, puffed-up notion of a day long passed. 998 01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:21,898 An entity whose tickets to oblivion is about to be punched. 999 01:14:14,576 --> 01:14:16,536 - Well, that was really the pits. 1000 01:14:16,828 --> 01:14:18,538 - Congratulations, Captain. 1001 01:14:18,621 --> 01:14:21,082 It seems that some of your old skills 1002 01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:22,584 have not entirely deserted you. 1003 01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:24,461 - I don't need any compliments from you, Midnight. 1004 01:14:24,461 --> 01:14:26,588 I want the hypno-ray and I want it now. 1005 01:14:26,588 --> 01:14:29,132 - Same old dreary demands. 1006 01:14:29,340 --> 01:14:32,177 Self-righteous, messianic, moralistic, 1007 01:14:32,177 --> 01:14:34,429 and increasingly tedious. 1008 01:14:34,429 --> 01:14:37,390 - Fine talk from a sociopath paranoid schizophrenic 1009 01:14:37,390 --> 01:14:38,933 with delusions of grandeur. 1010 01:14:39,017 --> 01:14:40,059 - Thank you. 1011 01:14:40,059 --> 01:14:41,561 - You'll never change. 1012 01:14:41,686 --> 01:14:43,813 - And you will never win. 1013 01:14:52,655 --> 01:14:56,201 Now let's see, during our long association 1014 01:14:56,367 --> 01:14:59,662 you have, uh, changed brands quite a few times haven't you? 1015 01:15:00,663 --> 01:15:03,082 To begin with, it was retsina, as I recall 1016 01:15:03,082 --> 01:15:04,709 with just a little dash of hemlock. 1017 01:15:04,709 --> 01:15:07,921 And then your long flirtation with cognac, 1018 01:15:08,254 --> 01:15:10,882 during which you did rather overdo with Napoleon. 1019 01:15:11,591 --> 01:15:15,762 And most recently, a fine Kentucky bourbon. 1020 01:18:35,420 --> 01:18:36,587 - By plugging myself into them, 1021 01:18:36,587 --> 01:18:39,465 I can literally feel what's going on in this land of ours, 1022 01:18:39,590 --> 01:18:42,301 from the mountains to the prairies. 1023 01:18:51,227 --> 01:18:52,186 - And now. 1024 01:19:21,632 --> 01:19:23,676 - This is the American Eagle Network 1025 01:19:24,844 --> 01:19:26,679 broadcasting one last time. 1026 01:19:27,847 --> 01:19:29,766 For all of you out there who still believe 1027 01:19:29,766 --> 01:19:36,439 in fairies, heroes, second chances, love, and trust. 1028 01:19:37,565 --> 01:19:40,109 Captain, they're playing your song. 1029 01:19:59,045 --> 01:20:00,797 - She's on. 1030 01:20:00,797 --> 01:20:03,966 She's finally on. 1031 01:21:28,926 --> 01:21:29,927 Here I am again. 1032 01:21:32,013 --> 01:21:33,264 What's on the program now? 1033 01:21:33,264 --> 01:21:34,765 A little water polo? 1034 01:21:34,849 --> 01:21:37,602 - What's on is 30 years of research and development 1035 01:21:37,602 --> 01:21:40,021 controlled by that computer over there. 1036 01:21:40,021 --> 01:21:41,314 - Hello, Captain. 1037 01:21:41,314 --> 01:21:44,650 Pardon me for a moment, I have some business to attend to. 1038 01:21:45,151 --> 01:21:48,279 Attention, submarine fleet. 1039 01:21:48,321 --> 01:21:50,948 Assume attack formation and prepare to fire. 1040 01:21:52,241 --> 01:21:53,743 Midnight One, your targets 1041 01:21:53,743 --> 01:21:55,912 are Polish Palms and Israeli Acres. 1042 01:21:55,912 --> 01:21:57,580 Midnight Two, you take out Sicily Heights 1043 01:21:57,580 --> 01:21:59,248 and San Juan Sands. 1044 01:22:00,249 --> 01:22:03,210 What you will shortly see in that terrarium miniature, 1045 01:22:03,294 --> 01:22:06,047 you will also shortly see in reality. 1046 01:22:07,006 --> 01:22:09,508 - Commence attack, and have a nice day. 1047 01:23:11,112 --> 01:23:13,447 - I've sent back the repellent, repulsive, 1048 01:23:13,447 --> 01:23:16,951 genetically inferior, racially impure monstrosities, 1049 01:23:16,951 --> 01:23:18,995 back to the very just fate 1050 01:23:18,995 --> 01:23:22,123 that has awaited them all since the very dawn of man! 1051 01:23:23,833 --> 01:23:26,460 Congratulations, Midnight, you really are a genius. 1052 01:23:33,718 --> 01:23:36,303 You fumbled a big one on the one yard line. 1053 01:23:37,430 --> 01:23:40,307 Today New York, tomorrow the world! 1054 01:23:41,726 --> 01:23:43,436 - Magnet on! 1055 01:24:06,042 --> 01:24:07,209 Into the blue! 1056 01:24:27,063 --> 01:24:27,897 Magnet on! 1057 01:24:47,374 --> 01:24:48,876 Magnet on! 1058 01:24:55,883 --> 01:24:58,052 - Michael Lang with a special news break. 1059 01:24:58,052 --> 01:24:59,136 Moments ago, sections 1060 01:24:59,136 --> 01:25:01,597 of the New York State coastline broke away. 1061 01:25:01,722 --> 01:25:04,058 The ethnic populations trapped on the floating sections 1062 01:25:04,058 --> 01:25:05,518 were rescued by-- - Into the blue! 1063 01:25:05,518 --> 01:25:08,312 Captain Invincible from a submarine attack masterminded 1064 01:25:08,312 --> 01:25:10,064 by arch criminal Mr. Midnight. 1065 01:25:10,064 --> 01:25:11,690 Although this has not been confirmed. 1066 01:25:12,608 --> 01:25:14,568 Invincible vanished decades ago, 1067 01:25:14,568 --> 01:25:16,112 and his astonishing reappearance 1068 01:25:16,112 --> 01:25:17,988 stunned millions of New Yorkers. 1069 01:25:17,988 --> 01:25:21,158 Stayed tuned for further developments, film at 11. 1070 01:25:21,158 --> 01:25:23,327 - Patty, that was one terrific broadcast. 1071 01:25:23,327 --> 01:25:24,161 - Nothing to it. 1072 01:25:24,161 --> 01:25:25,704 Vince, all I had to do was get on your wavelength. 1073 01:25:25,704 --> 01:25:26,622 - Well, you're on it. 1074 01:25:26,622 --> 01:25:29,166 - We knew you'd come through for us. 1075 01:25:30,084 --> 01:25:31,836 And don't be a stranger now. 1076 01:25:31,836 --> 01:25:33,629 Let's have lunch together sometime. 1077 01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:34,755 - Right, right, we'll keep in touch. 1078 01:25:34,755 --> 01:25:35,589 - Yes. - Yeah. 1079 01:25:52,982 --> 01:25:56,986 I'm not a public speaker, or an expert, or anything, 1080 01:25:56,986 --> 01:25:59,113 but there's something that I'd like to say. 1081 01:26:00,531 --> 01:26:02,867 We've been through a great deal together. 1082 01:26:04,618 --> 01:26:08,539 Now it isn't all your fault but some of it was. 1083 01:26:09,582 --> 01:26:12,710 That's because a lot of us, including me, 1084 01:26:12,793 --> 01:26:15,921 have been thinking we're all alone in the world, 1085 01:26:16,046 --> 01:26:20,050 alone or part of some helpless little group. 1086 01:26:20,593 --> 01:26:24,346 And that what's makes us such easy marks for the bad guys. 1087 01:26:24,513 --> 01:26:28,684 But together we're not alone, we're not helpless. 1088 01:26:28,893 --> 01:26:33,647 Together we're part of the roughest, toughest, biggest, 1089 01:26:33,856 --> 01:26:38,027 kindest, fairest, best damn gang in the whole world. 1090 01:26:38,527 --> 01:26:42,865 Okay, Americans, this time let's do it right.